Saturday nights in lockdown result in electronica.
In my wild youth I used to fling my guitars about on stage with gay abandon – something that I’ve done less as I’ve gotten older. At this point I’m too attached to most of them, and not prepared to risk a terminal injury from another aerial flight into the drumkit at the end of a gig.
To try and remedy this, I picked up an Encore Strat (in a rather fetching hot pink colour) for a measly thirty quid – the plan being that I would upgrade a couple of bits and pieces to make it passable for live use, and deploy it for the higher energy situations where things may end up getting out of hand. Here is the Facebook marketplace picture that sold me on it:
As you can see, it looks pretty great – especially with the matching pink headstock. In person, there were a few things of note:
- The body itself was extremely light, and felt like it would literally just smash into smithereens if it took a hard whack in the right place.
- Perhaps because of this, it seemed like there was an unusual amount of sustain, with any vibrations or knocks resonating through the body pretty well. Maybe not the best for other guitars, but for a feedback noise monster this should be pretty great.
- The pickups and bridge were fine. As were the pots. Pretty bog standard stuff.
- The pickup selector switch was genuinely atrocious, and was so loose I couldn’t really tell which setting was which. I’m not sure if that was a problem from the factory, or something that had developed over time – but either way it wasn’t good.
- The machine heads were really crappy and plastic – and it seemed like they didn’t hold the strings in tune especially well.
- The fretboard was generally fine, and the action not too bad at all – though the neck lacked a bit of polish – and it felt fairly low quality overall as a result.
- The frets badly needed a polish.
- Since it was second hand, the pickguard was a bit grubby.
- One of the strap buttons were missing.
- There was no shielding of the cavity – just a portion of the pickguard.
Since the plan was to actually play this guitar live – rather than to just smash it up for the hell of it, I wanted it to be at least semi respectable, and took the opportunity to modify some of the poorer quality elements to bring it up to scratch.
I toyed with the idea of going the full hog: replacing the shoddy pickup selector switch, installing higher quality pots, etc, but in the end I stripped the upgrades down to the most ‘essential’ elements that I was going to be using.
- I removed both of the tone knobs, and shifted the volume knob down so it was out of the way. This mod is a slightly more exaggerated version of a mod that I do to all my Strats, as I always end up cutting my hand on the pots nearest the strings when thrashing about otherwise. At first I put the knob way down in the bottom position, but that kept confusing me as it didn’t match my other guitars, so I shifted it back up to the middle instead which was fine.
- Rather than replace the crappy pickup selector switch, I decided to just remove it completely. I wasn’t realistically ever going to use anything but the bridge pickup, so I could save some time and cash this way.
- In the same vein, I removed both the neck and middle pickups at first, but later decided to just disconnect them, but leave them in place so the guitar looked a bit more ‘guitar’ like, as opposed to a shell with gaping holes. Plus, it would help keep random detritus out of the body cavity..
- I installed cheap strap locks – as it seemed sensible to make sure that the guitar wouldn’t go flying off unexpectedly, should I be tempted to swing it around my head at some point.
- The frets got a polish, and the finderboard was conditioned with lemon oil.
- I put in a snazzy yellow tort pickguard to offset the pink, and spice things up a bit.
Unfortunately, the standard Strat sized pickguard didn’t fit properly – it was a little bit too big, and the screw holes didn’t match up at all. If I was precious about the guitar I would have been concerned about this, but since I’m not, I just wedged it into place and made new screw holes the old fashioned way – with brute force.
- I replaced the crappy machine heads with some black EZ Lock tuners. This was the most pricey upgrade, but one that was probably necessary, since keeping the thing in tune is fairly important if it’s going to be of use live. I can always salvage them later if I end up destroying the whole thing at some point.
- The single coil pickup in the bridge made way for a dirt cheap, no brand humbucker – to try and match the output level of my other guitars. After a bit of wiring problems, I got everything in place, and it sounded surprisingly good.
I didn’t bother shielding the cavity, as it seemed like a bit of a waste of money. The humbucker was naturally quieter than the single coils anyway, and the new pickguard had more extensive shielding on the back than the stock pearloid one, so I decided to leave it as is.
I was fairly surprised with how well the guitar played before the modifications (crappy components aside), and after I switched things out it sounded pretty decent, was much more comfortable to play, and looked a lot cooler. I loved how light the whole thing ended up being, as I could easily fling it about. The only problem now is that I’ve become quite attached to it, and not sure I’ll want to bash it up. But we’ll see how long that lasts.
It’s been a while.
I have been playing guitar for (gulp) about 20 years now. Unfortunately, time served does not equate to ability in this case, as I squandered much of that in a love-hate relationship with the instrument.
In the past few years I have come to realise that my approach to playing guitar has been pretty abysmal, and that much of what I did was purely out of habit rather than had any particular logic behind it. Once I started to question that stuff and got better, there were a bunch of things that I wish I had come around to sooner. Here are some of them:
1. Your pick matters
I have been using Landstrom Sharkfin plectrums for as long as I can remember. I don’t really know where I picked this up initially, but I am sure I gravitated towards them just because they looked cool. In any event, I’ve stuck with them because they feel comfortable, and have a few different angles that can change how you interact with the strings. However, in the past few years I have gone from using the ‘medium’ GP02 picks, right up to the GP107 ‘Super hard’ picks – which is a huge jump in thickness terms.
The thing was – I tend to play pretty aggressively when strumming, and was always afraid that I would snap strings more easily with a hard plectrum, so went for an in-between option. What I didn’t really appreciate was that a flimsier pick makes it much more difficult to pick quickly and accurately. Switching to a harder pick almost instantly had a positive impact on my playing. Oh, and I haven’t broken any more strings than normal.
p.s. I went to the official Sharkfin site to do some research on the pick names for this blog, and came across this testimonial, explaining why they use harder plectrums: “I think it has something to do with masturbation. You’re hand isn’t as fast when you get older. The red one is extremely soft”. I have literally no idea why they chose to publish this.
2. Cheap strings are a false economy
When I started playing, having to constantly replace strings was a nightmare as I never had any money. What I didn’t realise was that I would be replacing strings a lot less if I spent a few quid more on a half decent set, as opposed to the cheapest ones I could find. Now, I spend about £5-10 a set (rather than £2!), play even rougher, with a harder pick, and rarely snap strings.
3. You need to intonate
…and some guitars intonate better than others.
Intonation is the process where you adjust the strings to make sure they are in tune all the way along the neck. I vaguely knew about doing this, but never really bothered doing it as I assumed it was a huge job. In most cases, it’s actually relatively straightforward – and it makes a huge difference to the sound. No matter how well you play, it will sound crap if your guitar isn’t intonated properly – especially if you are playing further up the neck, or doing any kind of clever stuff like tapping. Ideally you should intonate every time you change your strings, and definitely before you record.
In some ways I wish I had continued to live in ignorance, as now I am on an endless, impossible quest to get all of my guitars perfectly intonated, and whenever they are out it drives me crazy.
One other important thing I learned was that certain guitars simply will not intonate properly with different string gauges, or with alternative tunings. For example, I have always played with Light Top, Heavy Bottom (10-52) strings, because somebody told me a long time this was more balanced for heavier music – and I’ve never really deviated from that. However, I have a bunch of unusual guitars, and it turns out that many of them (especially the vintage ones) aren’t able to adjust adequately to compensate for the heavier gauges – so won’t intonate properly.
Similarly, I have a Danelectro Longhorn bass which I could never get to sound in tune, and wrote it off as a design flaw. However, I realised that this problem was partly the string gauge, and partly due to me tuning a half-step down by default. When I tuned to standard, and used a different gauge, the intonation improved dramatically.
TL;DR: Intonate your guitars. If you’re having problems, adjust the gauge of your strings, and/or figure out whether you actually need to be tuned a half step down.
4. Practice makes a difference (and music theory probably helps)
If only somebody had told me (!).
Even though I played regularly in a band, I wasn’t really writing, practicing, or learning anything new outside of that for a long time. Part of this was because as a teenager I didn’t really enjoy reading tabs or figuring out songs by other bands; I just wanted to come up with my own sounds and make songs with them. Equally, the prospect of studying music theory seemed incredibly dry, boring, and far too much like homework for my liking. I was firmly of the position that learning theory would just mean I ended up stuck in a box creatively anyway.
That renegade approach worked fine for a while… but when I hit a natural plateau and my ideas dried up, I simply just didn’t play guitar any more. Doing so felt like a chore, rather than something that I enjoyed, and that’s the way it stayed, for a long time.
At some point I got fed up not really knowing what I was doing, and forced myself to at least pick up the guitar regularly. I looked into learning some scales, and to try and play some lead parts from bands like the Smashing Pumpkins that always seemed impossibly difficult before. After a few false starts, it didn’t take long before I noticed a vast improvement over a fairly short space of time. Once I sat down and consciously made an effort to understand what I was playing, or stuck with tricky songs until I got them right, it was as if a lot of things clicked into place at once. It was as if my muscle memory machinations synched up with this new knowledge of the neck, and I was no longer as afraid of picking, or that if I improvised I would hit a duff note.
Now, I deliberately try and develop different styles of playing that I would never normally bother with (tapping, shredding, etc) – using a metronome to keep me on the straight and narrow. Even if I never really get to a decent level with these specific skills, I now actually enjoy playing guitar – and miss it if when I can’t. Weird.
When it comes to theory, one thing in particular that I found incredibly useful was to learn how the Circle of Fifths works. This provides a quick and easy way to understand different notes in a scale, what keys work with which, etc. Somebody had told me to do this a long time ago and I never bothered, but when I actually took the time to sit and make sense of it, it was mind blowing – like a secret key had unlocked all this musical theory that I thought was impossible to grasp before. I even got a Circle of Fifths watch to remind me how it works…
So long story short: Practice every day, even just for 10 minutes. Play other folk’s songs, and learn some theory. Rather than kill off your creativity, it will expand it.
5. Don’t stick with the same kind of pickups
When I was younger, I would slap a humbucker in any guitar I got my hands on. Why? Well, because they were louder (duh), but also because I used cheap crappy strings that snapped all the time, and I had to have a similar output so when I was switching guitars live there wouldn’t be a huge difference in sound. I even had two USA Fender Strats that were exactly the same for this reason. I’m not sure why it never occurred to me that I should just buy better strings rather than another guitar, but still.
What I realised when I started to collect more guitars was actually that the diversity of sound was an asset, rather than something I should aim to flatten out. Instead of getting the same kind of tones from every guitar, having the choice between P90s, single coils, vintage pickups, humbuckers, etc means that I can be much more creative when recording – like adding in a silky, round additional guitar part to complement things more than an additional brash humbucking lead would.
TL;DR: Embrace sonic diversity. Don’t try make everything sound the same.
It’s been a while since my last update, and while I haven’t been making a pile of chipmusic, I’ve been busy with a bunch of other projects. Here’s what’s going on:
ease and desist
I’ve been working on a new ‘ease and desist’ album. The tracks are much more commercial than anything else I’ve ever done, and have ended up as a mixture of different styles – primarily taking from the electronica and hip hop worlds – and with some collaborations on there. To accompany the tracks, I’ve created some videos, which are now up on the new Cow Tongue Taco YouTube channel.
The artist formerly known as… What started as a one-off project between me and my pal Lee has now grown arms and legs and become a fully fledged band. We have taken the tracks from the initial EP and reimagined them, writing a bunch of new songs and playing a pile of gigs as a three-piece – joined by Al Roney on drums.
We have successfully crowdfunded our debut album, which we are set to release before the end of summer on vinyl LP. Watch this space… and listen to some of the demos below:
Closet Organ are still going strong, and over the past year embarked on not one, but two mini tours of the UK – piling into a van and playing to a bunch of weird and wonderful villages.
As well as that, we recorded and released three separate sets of music, including ‘Smells Like Lynx Africa / Fat & Die (an Autobiography)‘ double A Side, ‘Fuck the Home Office’ single, and ‘Bambi Riot / Ginger Blonde Bombshell’ double A side.
Wyld Organ Studio
After years of playing in horrible rehearsal places with broken equipment, a bunch of us finally bit the bullet and got our own dedicated space to jam, record, and generally hang out in.
Being able to go in and crank up guitars and have decent recordings is both a luxury and also now almost a necessity that I don’t think I could go back to anything else.
Right now, thinking about the future seems a bit strange, as none of us really knows what the next few days will bring never mind the next few months. However, once (or if) we emerge from the Coronavirus lockdown, we have big plans. Hog Wyld need to record our album and plan a tour. Closet Organ are in the middle of writing a bunch of new material… but for now it looks like I’ll be confined to my home studio, so that could bring a return to electronica for the time being. More updates to follow. Maybe.
Back in November, Lee came to stay with me for a week or so while he was looking for a new flat. We decided to make the most of the time by collaborating on a new side project.
In between making food, walking the dog, and working from home, we took turns writing and recording parts of what turned out to be a five track EP. Lee focussed on the drums, guitar, and bass, while I added the vocals and electronic parts. Both of us helped shape the structure and feel of the tracks, and Lee did some kind of production wizardry to make it all sound fantastic.
Gear wise we had a pretty simple setup, despite what the pictures below suggest. Lee had a basic audio interface for the instruments, I used a cheapy Behringer condenser mic for the vocals, and the synthy parts were almost all based on a single Eurorack voice (utilising a C64 SID chip). Listening back, it’s pretty crazy to think that the songs can sound so huge when they were literally all recorded between my kitchen and living room.
One of the coolest bits about the project for me was the collaborative part though. It’s easy to get stuck when you are working alone. Here though, whenever we hit a block, we would just pass what we had on to the other person. More often that not, they would hear the potential in what we thought sounded crap, which helped push the process along. A healthy way to produce, and truly collaborative rather than combative.
Here is the result:
Artwork by the fantastic Ghostvoices / Jake Brown.
You can download the EP for free over on the Cow Tongue Taco Records label page. It will be available to stream on Spotify etc from the end of the month, and there will also be a limited cassette tape version available too.
For over a year I’ve been working on a new album, plagued by writer’s block and lack of inspiration. However, the time has come where I can unleash it into the wild.
‘Inter alia’ is a ten track album under the cup fungus moniker which retains the darker electronica edge found in previous releases – without being quite as ‘bonkers and disturbing’. Overall, it feels a bit less frantic, and a bit more considered.
The album is available both digitally (on Bandcamp/Spotify/etc), and on cassette tape from my label Cow Tongue Taco Records. Downloads are free from there, but anybody who chooses to pay from will get an extra bonus track.
Artwork is by the fantastic Jake Brown aka Ghost Voices.
Previously a digital only release, I’ve decided to put together a very limited set on tape. They are pretty good for sticking on in the morning when you’re hungover. You can pick one up for £5 from Cow Tongue Taco Records, but be quick as they’re already running low.
Today I released a six track, digital only, self-titled EP under the moniker ‘ease and desist’. It’s far more chilled out and heavily sample based than anything else I’ve done before, so probably fits into the ‘samplewave’ genre that I definitely didn’t just make up. You can have a listen/download over on Bandcamp.
Artwork comes from the fantastic Jake Brown.
I feel like I’ve been a bit quiet online lately – partly because my last release was back in August of 2017. Before that, I had been on a bit of a consistent streak, so 7 months feels like an age in comparison. I have been plugging away since the gig in January though, and thought I’d note down some things I’ve been plugging away at.
- Cow Tongue Taco: I’ve deliberately slowed down the pace of releases on my DIY cassette tape label this year, to focus on promoting the existing artists. That said, we have one upcoming from donotrunwithpixels, and recently put out the digital only ‘The Radio-Friendly Noises of Sandbite‘ for free.
- Live Shows: Working to confirm another live appearance in Glasgow for June. Watch this space.
- Studio: I’ve spent a lot of time sorting out the chaos that was my cupboard studio, to get it to a place where I can easily sit down and make music, rather than fighting to find the right cables. Organisation can be helpful at times.
- DJ Sets: I’ve dipped my toe into the world of DJing – to add another feather to my bow. Or something. I inflicted my music taste in a debut set at the Cathouse a couple of weeks ago. You can find the playlist here. It’s an interesting contrast to playing live, or producing music.
- Music: I’ve been writing new music every week. Rather than concentrating on getting albums together for release, I am taking the approach of writing as much as possible, and seeing what tracks naturally float to the top. A slower process, but hopefully a bit more rewarding in the long run.