It has been a day of difficulty, but not for the reasons I first envisaged this morning.
Instead of the possible social awkwardness that may have unfolded, (and how I wish it had!) I was instead granted the scenario of losing my keys on public transport.
Well, I assume it was on public transport.
Maybe some nice person will hand them in and I won’t need to fork out some ridiculous amount to some car sales-people.. or I could always learn to hot wire?
The best way to deal with such situations is to have a chippy, a large glass of single malt, and throw a ton of instruments into the one song.